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To: sonsofliberty2000
40 posted on
07/19/2004 4:04:45 AM PDT by
4mycountry
("Change?" "Yes, I think I did!" - 'Monk' TV show)
To: sonsofliberty2000
Hillary wanted the job
to pillage and plunder and rob
Bill was all for it
with no Al to Gore it
Or Monica to polish the knob
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a woman named Rodham
A black pantsuit stretched 'cross her bottom
She rose to the Senate
In a New York minute
But her favored location's still Sodom.
43 posted on
07/19/2004 6:29:38 AM PDT by
Sloth
(We have to support RINOs like Specter; their states are too liberal to elect someone like Santorum.)
To: sonsofliberty2000
He's so big, he can't fit through the door
He's admired by Kerry and Gore
The whole world's gonna see
Very soon on TV
The explosion of one Michael Moore
To: sonsofliberty2000
An event that we cannot let pass
Shows that Kerry has so little class
An SS guy was blamed
Indeed, he was defamed
When the Snowboard King fell on his ***
To: sonsofliberty2000
John Kerry, a Liberal Bustard,
In Vanity Fair, was quoted
the cuss'd word.
With a condiment wench,
And a love for everything French,
For voters he could not cut Mustard!
Adieu, Zhohn!
52 posted on
07/19/2004 8:02:19 AM PDT by
Swordmaker
(This tagline shut down for renovations and repairs. Re-open June of 2001.)
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a Senator from Mass.
Who went in search of a new piece of ass.
He lucked up and found one,
Then %#*@ed up and drowned one.
And his future became a thing of the past.
53 posted on
07/19/2004 8:07:22 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedy family legacy - can't skipper a boat, can't fly, can't drive, can't ski)
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a leader named Dubya
If you’re a RAT, it’s the wrong way he’ll rubya
He’s on a mission
With a very good vision
Just don’t cross him or he’ll snubya
55 posted on
07/19/2004 8:14:38 AM PDT by
zeebee
To: sonsofliberty2000
I haven't the time
To write a good rhyme.
But the ones you've all written
Are certainly fittin'.
56 posted on
07/19/2004 8:19:27 AM PDT by
syriacus
(WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
To: sonsofliberty2000
Isn't Woonsocket a town in the Boston area ?
Braintree is also in the Boston area ?
68 posted on
07/19/2004 10:47:58 AM PDT by
ChadGore
(Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
To: sonsofliberty2000
I've got the start of one and a few lines for other verses, but it will take a while to put those together.
There once was a kid from Groton,
Whose parents spoiled him rotten.
Even summered in France
He missed not a chance,
to take whatever they bought him.
71 posted on
07/19/2004 10:53:43 AM PDT by
Eva
To: sonsofliberty2000
John Kerry, in war, played his part,
And not just as Hanoi Jane's sweetheart,
In one Vietnam winter,
He got pricked by a splinter,
That's how he got his purple heart.
77 posted on
07/19/2004 11:19:35 AM PDT by
Happygal
(Kerry has a chin that could chop cabbage in a glass)
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a man from Nantucket
..............
the rest was banned in Boston even beyond Whoppi.
79 posted on
07/19/2004 11:30:08 AM PDT by
ex-snook
(Trade deficits export jobs and the money used to buy America and all we get is a cheap T-shirt.)
To: sonsofliberty2000
Her love for filmmaker Moore
made Ronstadt blind to his allure,
she praised him before patriots,
who yelled back at her, "hatriot"!
And now she's one gig the poorer.
85 posted on
07/19/2004 4:46:26 PM PDT by
Vision Thing
(Hate is not a family value, it's a liberal democrat value.)
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a man name John K.
Who threw his war medals away
He came home and lied
With Hanoi Jane by his side
He's a disgrace to this very day.
86 posted on
07/19/2004 4:49:01 PM PDT by
tapatio
To: sonsofliberty2000
There once was a man name John K.
Whose make-up was botox and clay
While out on the stump
His face fell to his rump
A vacation was ordered that day!
88 posted on
07/19/2004 5:01:45 PM PDT by
tapatio
To: sonsofliberty2000
An ambulance chaser named Edwards
Whose politics leaned to the Tedwards
Came up on a wreck
thinking here was a check
But the face of the driver was deadwards.
89 posted on
07/19/2004 5:24:46 PM PDT by
Nick Danger
(Be shuh two zee da nuuuu Ahnold Schwohza-naygah moooovie)
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