[Southern62]

There once was a little white fairy
Who joined with a traitor named Kerry
They hug and they swish
The presidency their wish
Now isn't that just a bit scary...

[twgiles]

A flipflopping weenie named John
Went to France with his three medals on
Jacques Chirac cried, "Mon Dieu!"
"I surrender to you!"
"Give me panties and let's get it on."