"I just don't have any memory of that." Hillary Clinton (When that Watkins memo showed up revealing that she had ordered the Travel Office firings.)
"I just wish we'd relax. Sex has been around a really long time. And we're here because of it. So it's an important part of who we are and how we live." Hillary Clinton
"And I know there is a collective sigh of relief when people like me leave." Hillary Clinton
"I'm a big believer in tipping. We should support working people." Hillary Clinton – who did not pay for her meal nor leave a tip for waitress Trish Trupo, a single mother who earns $2.90 an hour before tips.
"I can't go out and save every undercapitalized entrepreneur in America." Hillary Clinton, in response to criticisms that her nationalized health care plan might bankrupt small business owners.
"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." Hillary Clinton, 1993
"The stories come and go, and I stay the same." Hillary Clinton
"Sometimes I read about myself and I say, 'Ooo, I don't like her at all.'" Hillary Clinton
"I am married to the greatest political person of our generation." Hillary Clinton
"I think the President has to stand for what he stood for. He has to stick to his principles." Hillary Clinton
"No, I did not remember that profit." Hillary Clinton ($4300 in one-day trades)
"I do not remember any of those details." Hillary Clinton (when asked to explain the $4300)
"The great story here for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president." Hillary Clinton
"Impeachment does not have to be for criminal offenses, but only for a 'course of conduct' that, while not particularly criminal, might be of such a nature that it destroys trust, discourages allegiance, and demands action by the Congress." Hillary Rodham
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton
"The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not." Hillary R. Clinton, 1992.
These people aren't suited for Animal House.
She would be better off is she never spoke.