[Nick Danger]

"If you jump into a black hole, your mass energy will be returned to our universe, but in a mangled form, which contains the information about what you were like, but in an unrecognizable state."

Hawking lends theortical support to the theory I've been working on about Michael Moore. It's been obvious for some time that Michael Moore is an over-sized mass that consumes everything around him. But the problem was explaining how such a thing could radiate bogus information.

I'm glad Hawking did this, because I'm not very good at math.

[GSlob]

Yes, but it follows that Moore will later explode. The thought of the resulting mess is terrifying. I do not want to be within 5 miles, especially downwind.