After about 1500 parody songs, I don't think you will be able to discourage me. :)
Take Kerry to the convention
Where Bill Clinto is really the star
You know they really want him to lose
So that Hillary can go far
Take him out to Michigan
See him in a Rolls Royce
He'll tax you to death for a nanny state
Take so much you'll never get it back
So...send him back to Boston
Back to the graveyard where he belongs
If I want Lurch I'll watch TV Land
I don't want him screwing up my homeland
So send him to election day
Watch as he gets creamed
His party's leaders are all insane
Let's hope they never win the White House again
(At least not within my own lifetime!)