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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/6/04

Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar

YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)



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Why, he's almost purty in this photo. So let's tally it up: snow boarding, skiing, biking, hiking, cycling, "I'm king of the world," wind surfing, water skiing, jumping to touch a 'Nam-era helo. Now he's a country music guitar player.

We've got three months to go and I'm already tired.

1 posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:28 AM PDT by Wolfstar
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To: Wolfstar

You forgot "cowboy" too.....see the HAT???


2 posted on 08/06/2004 8:51:52 AM PDT by goodnesswins (FREEDOM is a terrible thing to waste.....and it AIN'T FREE!!!!!!)
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To: Wolfstar

Really! Three more months of this circus???


3 posted on 08/06/2004 8:53:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Wolfstar

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...


4 posted on 08/06/2004 8:53:23 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
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To: Wolfstar

Jeeeeeeeeezzzzz....this is awful. We should sic Toby Keith on his a$$.


5 posted on 08/06/2004 8:53:29 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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To: Wolfstar

Crocodile Dumb-dee?


6 posted on 08/06/2004 8:53:38 AM PDT by pghkevin (Have you hugged your kids today? Have you thanked someone in the Military today?)
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To: Wolfstar

"I lost my house,
my car...
lost my medals
and my guitar..."


7 posted on 08/06/2004 8:53:51 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
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To: Wolfstar
Visualize that scene on the stairs in Animal House.
8 posted on 08/06/2004 8:54:09 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl." JFK 7/25/2004)
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To: Wolfstar

Watch out Yngwe! Move over Steve Vai.


9 posted on 08/06/2004 8:55:03 AM PDT by Lx (Go ahead, prove Mel Gibson wrong Kyle, go ahead...)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

...lost my election...


10 posted on 08/06/2004 8:55:17 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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To: goodnesswins

1- The hat doesn't fit,rides on top of his head, it came from somebody else.
2- Look at the man beside him. His hair has a hat line just above his ears. Bet Kerry took the hat from the guy.


11 posted on 08/06/2004 8:55:35 AM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Wolfstar
I really really don't like rock n roll presidents.


12 posted on 08/06/2004 8:56:20 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: NonValueAdded
Visualize that scene on the stairs in Animal House.

I am... with a solid-body guitar!

13 posted on 08/06/2004 8:56:28 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: RockinRight

"yeah, I got electile dysfunction
Can't get my polls up...
Electile dysfunction, baby
and it's all 'cause of G Dub..."


14 posted on 08/06/2004 8:57:11 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
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To: Wolfstar

The cowboy hat actually works for him. It helps hide the forehead so his face doesn't look quite as long, and he still fits in with the horses.

It's amazing how much they rely on images and avoid substance.


15 posted on 08/06/2004 8:58:27 AM PDT by Grig
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To: Wolfstar

Seems to me I remember that Kerry is a decent classic gutarist. Not sure, however.


16 posted on 08/06/2004 8:59:54 AM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: goodnesswins

Also forgot bake sale organizer...


17 posted on 08/06/2004 9:00:08 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island ('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
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To: Wolfstar

Any word on what he was playing?


18 posted on 08/06/2004 9:00:39 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Wolfstar

Call him Tex Hokum and the Hokum Smokum Review


19 posted on 08/06/2004 9:01:09 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... "The terrorists will be defeated, there can be no other option" - Colin Powell)
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To: InvisibleChurch
The hat looks more out of place than that "lunch" at Wendy's.

What a maroon.

20 posted on 08/06/2004 9:01:27 AM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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