I wish he would have answered the question:
"It means being able to gamble the house payments in places other than Nevada. It means never having to obey the environmental laws we foist upon the idiot palefaces of the US."
"It means not having to contribute to the protection afforded you by the rest of the taxpaying citizens of the US."
"It means living nervously with the possibility that terrorists may get protection and safe-passage on reservation land."
"It means manufacturing enough votes to ensure Daschle keeps his job."
"It means that you have a license to overfish and then turning around to blame paleface for the disappearance of Coho and Sockeye Salmon."
"On the other hand, you do provide some excellent facilities for buying premium cigars free of the oppressive taxes our states attorneys general put on them."
"But what does it matter, since we are footing the bill for the drug abuse and alcoholism that is tearing the tribes apart. But, now I have a question for you - can you name for me ANY center of higher learning of any kind that is located on an Indian Reservation?
Name for me a single significant contribution in any area of human endeavor made or sponsored in part or whole by the Nations?"
"Oh, you can't, well . . . Next stupid question - yes?"
The cancer from their tobacco keeps our scientists and researchers employed, searching for cures.
I sense animosity....