[Darksheare]

Zot theme (That famous day in history when the trolls of the DU Cavalry went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear) Why am I postin' here?? Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go Hey, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go I had a dream last night about the comin' fight Somebody yelled "A Cat!" And there I stood with El Gato on my back. Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, Ho!!)--aaww SPOKEN: Look at them posts out there They move And there's a Mod behind every one! Hey, Mr. Mod sir -you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon? HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie Hooh, I bet that smarts! (They were sure of victory, the trolls of the DU Cavalry, as they post on) (But then from the rear a voice was heard) (That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear) Why am I postin' here?? Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go Listen, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go There's a Mod a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up Zotted and bald Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, HO!!)--aaww SPOKEN: I wonder what the Mod word for friend is Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! Nope, that itn't it Look at them durned Mods Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'

[Darksheare]

Let's try this again..

Zot theme

(Indian drums throughout)
(Indian war whoops)

(That famous day in history the trolls of the DU Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Hey, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "A Cat!"
And there I stood with El Gato on my back.

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, Ho!!)--aaww

SPOKEN: Look at them posts out there
They move
And there's a Mod behind every one!
Hey, Mr. Mod sir -you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! (sound of thunder)
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory, the trolls of the DU Cavalry, as they post on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Listen, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
There's a Mod a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up Zotted and bald

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, HO!!)--aaww

SPOKEN: I wonder what the Mod word for friend is
Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! (sound of static sparking)
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned Mods
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
(sound of 60 cycle humming)
(sound of thunder)