Posted on 08/24/2004 12:37:56 PM PDT by Willie Green
Like a masked serial killer in a teenage slasher flick, the Kyoto Protocol will not die.
The European Environmental Agency in Copenhagen last week said if something isn't done, and fast, "climate change" (global warming) will considerably affect our societies and environments for decades and centuries to come." The agency cites rising sea levels and a reduction in the size of Alpine glaciers -- three-quarters of which supposedly could be eliminated by 2050.
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Europe needs to do something about global warming fast... Like revert back to the stone age with a little bit of help from my friends... H. Bomb, and Nuke Lee Er.
Step 2. Disarm the American People.
Step 3. Appoint algore Czar of the environment.
Step 4. Eliminate all US private property.
Step 5. Federal Control of all US business.
Step 6. Invite UN peace keepers to US soil.
Step 7. Open "reeducation camps" for all Conservatives, libertarians,and Republicans.
Step 8. Confiscate the internal combustion engine.(Only from camp detainees.)
Step 9. Fire up the ovens to eliminate camp "over crowding." (wait, that won't work, that would lead to global warming.), uh, build some gallows.
Step 10. Hell freezes over, no more global warming.
Kyoto is dead. It was dead when Clinton signed it. It was always dead. Don't fret. It's going nowhere.
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