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John Kerry - International Man of Mystery (vanity)
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| 9/7/04
| PlushieWithTeeth
Posted on 09/07/2004 2:20:51 PM PDT by PlushieWithTeeth
International Man of Mystery!
Who is John Kerry? I'll tell you . . . This Man of Mystery is a man of many secrets!
- Secret plan to reduce US troop strength in Iraq (if put under UN control, are they still US troops?).
- Secret plan to fix the economy and prevent outsourcing of jobs (hmmm, maybe he'll have to talk to Mrs. Kerry, oops Mrs. Heinz, first about the outsourcing).
- Secret intelligence meetings he attended (let's not talk about the known meetings everyone else attended).
- Secret weapon (his sister, Peggy Kerry) to influence the Women's Liberation movement (huh? Didn't we win that?).
- Secret campaign contributions from Communist China (1998, China-gate. Released FBI files are heavy blacked out so not absolute on this one).
- Secret meetings with Hanoi delegations in Paris. (Didn't US taxpayers pay for these trips?)
- Secret missions to Cambodia (HEY! Wasn't he the guy in Viet Nam?)
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kerry; manofmystery; secrets
There's bound to be more secrets out there!
Post 'em!
To: PlushieWithTeeth
Secret meetings with the Leaders of the World that want him to be President
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posted on
09/07/2004 2:24:55 PM PDT
by
TopDog2
(XM Satellite Radio - America Right!)
To: PlushieWithTeeth
3
posted on
09/07/2004 2:27:10 PM PDT
by
Rebel_Ace
(Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
To: PlushieWithTeeth
4
posted on
09/07/2004 2:29:14 PM PDT
by
UpInArms
(Benedict Arnold was a war hero too.)
To: PlushieWithTeeth
Daily secret meetings between John Kerry Flip and John Kerry Flop.
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posted on
09/07/2004 3:50:57 PM PDT
by
hflynn
To: Rebel_Ace
ACK! Don't girly-men count as men?
To: PlushieWithTeeth
More like Incidental Man of History...
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:21:44 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Soon to be merely a footnote and quickly forgotten.)
To: PlushieWithTeeth
Secret plan to ban guns for the Little People!
Secret plan to corner hamster-lovin' demographic!
Secret plan to "reveal" daughter at Cannes!
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posted on
09/07/2004 9:15:31 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: PlushieWithTeeth
To: Republican Wildcat
Ah! Very good! Thanks! :)
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