Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he’d be
Spouting all his bs on national TV
Duped Dan
His eyeballs never blink
Duped Dan
His politics are pink
Born in little Iowa
Ruined CBS Eye’a
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Now if I’d known that Danny boy would flop
I’d tape me all his newcasts and throw them down the block
Duped Dan
He’s the man, that Dan
Duped Dan
In Afghanistan
Argued with George Bushie
Sits upon his tushie
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
He spoke a Dem fundraisers, then said it was his bad
Just couldn’t understand why folks like me was mad
Duped Dan
Playing with some honey
Duped Dan
Raising dems some money
He makes up his stories
To increase out worries
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Now one fine day he got hisself some memos
Made up one real big story and showed it with some bozos
Duped Dan
He tried to swing the election
Duped Dan
Got kicked in the midsection
Now he’s in big trouble
Looking for a double
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
The bloggers in pajamas, now they ain’t so dern dumb
They know that old Dan Rather’s duping days are done
Duped Dan
Traded with dem spies
Duped Dan
Can you say “bye bye”
Only resignation
Can save the station
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Duped Dan
Here is my attempt at a limerick:
There once was a reporter named Rather,
about forged memos he did blather.
He set out to trap,
which caused a big flap.
Now he's caught in an impregnable lather.
See-BS will HAVE to fold and do something. There are hundreds of millions on the table.