Posted on 09/28/2004 6:25:12 AM PDT by presidio9
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"And how hard is it to drive? Does it operate like a commercial truck, which if my memory serves has an insanely complex gear system, or has it been tamed?
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Pretty easy. It has an Allison automatic transmission, power steering and all that good stuff. You could sit down in it and drive it off...no problem.
I just drove a 24-foot moving van across the country. 8 feet wide and 30 feet long and a blind spot three miles wide. It felt funny at first, but by the time I got here, it was just like driving a big pickup. And that one had a 5-speed manual tranny.
Wow, that looks exactly like son #2's quad in the back of the truck. He would die for a truck like that!!! Right now he has a long body Ford.
(and a '91 t-bird with a blown engine, 3 smowmobiles and a semi-functioning 16-1/2 foot boat, all in my backyard & driveway. I've told him no more lawn ornaments please)
;-)
How many cupholders? Does it have a built in Keg Cooler?
So to those with stronger stomachs than me how did he work them in?
The problem with liberals in a nutshell is that their busibodies. They just cannot mind they're own damn business.
Nothing like a cheerleader (with sand in her vagina) for gays in San Francisco preaching about 'excesses' to the rest of us.
This idiot is fighting a losing battle. If you ask me, the average American will give up his freedom of speech, religion, assembly, and right to bear arms before he'll give up his constitutional right to drive a big truck. It's been that way for a long time.
You can see the front differential in both of those pics, so yes, it is a 4x4.
That's not good enough, you need to cruise his neighborhood with the stereo turned up to '11' while playing Hank Williams.
I just skimmed over the article (funny if you keep visualize an outraged Morford beating his little girly fists on his thighs), but he did manage to work in "wet dream". Does that count as an orgasm reference?
I consider that a BONUS. . . . have to get vanity plates:
"KISMYGAS"
Given his proclivities, I think Morford has more to worry about on that score than someone who commits the relatively mild sin of driving a bigger truck than he really needs. ;)
I want a MEGATRUCK and I want it NOW!
Just made it through Morford's whiny screed. I can just imagine his tiny manicured fists beating against the grille of the CXT while squealing "You brute, you brute, you brute!". But he(?) shouldn't fret about one truck or another nailing down "macho absurdity". With this editorial Mikey's demonstrated that he's the poster boy for the ultimate caricature of the gay male. He strikes me as the sort of person that even other gays stare at and mutter, "Gawd, what a screamer!".
These would be good for drawings and quartering terrorists. That would twist Mofo's panties.
(hee hee hee) Ford is having some trouble these days.
These would be good for drawings and quartering terrorists. That would twist Mofo's panties.
Pretty Truck
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