[presidio9]

[Mercat]

I want one... to go with my Miata. In fact, I want a long bodied model so I can use it to carry my Miata around with me.

[68skylark]

Cool truck. I want one.

[MineralMan]

You think that would haul my boat, then? It'd be nice to pick up firewood, too. I think I'll check this out. My old Ranger is about to give up the ghost.

[smith288]

There is this threshold you reach where you finally just have to toss in the moral and spiritual and intellectual and commonsensical towel and just laugh out loud and shake your head and sigh and then run off to the woods with a bottle of fine sake and the collected Coltrane.

And Mrs Morford, you are WAY past the threshhold of being taken seriously.

[mountaineer]

Mark Morford has a crush on John Ashcroft. S/he must, s/he mentions the Atty Gen in every column.

[Jeff Head]

Just stay out of the way Morford. This is anything but Mor-Ford! LOL!

[Husker24]

It is a bit rediculous, but hey, if youve got the cash and you want one, go for it I guess.

[OpusatFR]

"Because this ain't simply a work truck. It's also designed for the "discriminating" blue-collar redneck with $115,000 to spare,..."

It's designed for all those celebrities who can afford it.

After all, the Hummer's designer is a bona fide Hampton's guy.

Check the latest Forbes Magazine to see the "Travel Trailers" for the truly wealthy. They even have a second story, some have recording studios and of course, the marble floors in the baths.

Dear Morford isn't hanging with the elites who truly matter in his world if he isn't seeing the truth of the matter.

[stinkerpot65]

Prissy little gay girly-boy in a snit.

[cyberaxe]

.....had some discussion on this one earlier!.....

.....kewl truck!.....

[Aquinasfan]

There is this threshold you reach where you finally just have to toss in the moral and spiritual and intellectual and commonsensical towel and just laugh out loud and shake your head and sigh and then run off to the woods with a bottle of fine sake and the collected Coltrane. This is what you have to do.

OK Chronicle readers, you have your marching orders.

[daviddennis]

Just wondering, guys ... he compares this to a H2 ... how does it compare to a H1?

And how hard is it to drive? Does it operate like a commercial truck, which if my memory serves has an insanely complex gear system, or has it been tamed?

D

[Grampa Dave]

The poster it, Morford, for Girly its, has it's pink laced panties in another knot.

Morford, please wear your estrogen patch and stfu.

[CONSERVE]

Is it 4x4? If so sign me up.

[KosmicKitty]

Wow, that looks exactly like son #2's quad in the back of the truck. He would die for a truck like that!!! Right now he has a long body Ford.

(and a '91 t-bird with a blown engine, 3 smowmobiles and a semi-functioning 16-1/2 foot boat, all in my backyard & driveway. I've told him no more lawn ornaments please)

;-)

[Conspiracy Guy]

How many cupholders? Does it have a built in Keg Cooler?

[avg_freeper]

While I just can't bring my self to read his sick writing I still have a perverse curiosity to see how he works in the standard "orgasm" and "hookers" statements.

So to those with stronger stomachs than me how did he work them in?

[Doohickey]

The problem with liberals in a nutshell is that their busibodies. They just cannot mind they're own damn business.

[TC Rider]

Nothing like a cheerleader (with sand in her vagina) for gays in San Francisco preaching about 'excesses' to the rest of us.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

This idiot is fighting a losing battle. If you ask me, the average American will give up his freedom of speech, religion, assembly, and right to bear arms before he'll give up his constitutional right to drive a big truck. It's been that way for a long time.