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BREAKING HARD - WEATHER WARNING - Next Catastrophic Hurricane On The Horizon! (Humor)
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| 9/28/04
Posted on 09/28/2004 2:58:23 PM PDT by Libloather
A New Hurricane:
The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years.
They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.
Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by being behind a Bush.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: breaking; catastrophic; hard; horizon; hurricane; kerry; next; thisisseries; warning; weather
I've heard this is a major depression if it ever decides to find it's way to this land.
That is all - until his next speech...
To: Libloather
Man you had me going there at first! Enjoyed.
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:59:49 PM PDT
by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: Libloather
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:00:23 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
To: TXBubba
Geeze, almost had a heart attack...I live in Florida (Hurricane Alley).
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:01:23 PM PDT
by
Ginifer
To: Libloather
The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable.Not only that, but the winds will blow counterclockwise for awhile and then suddenly reverse themselves, adding signficantly to the destructive power of the storm, especially on poorly constructed foreign policy.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:01:44 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: dirtboy
Hurricane Kerry retrogrades :)
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:03:37 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: Libloather
Not funny McGee!
Where I live we've had quite enough of hurricanes and sKerry does indeed represent a major depression.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:03:43 PM PDT
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: Libloather
Are you saying Kerry is a
blowhard? Are you saying Kerry is a
girlie-man? Are you saying Kerry is a
lot of hot air?
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:04:12 PM PDT
by
NewLand
(Pajama Patriot on patrol for Libs, Lies, and Liars!)
To: dirtboy
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:04:26 PM PDT
by
DirtyHarryY2K
(G W B 2004! Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For DemocRATS)
To: Ginifer
Have family there so that is why it caught my eye.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:04:51 PM PDT
by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: NewLand
"Are you saying Kerry is a blowhard?
Are you saying Kerry is a girlie-man?
Are you saying Kerry is a lot of hot air"\
Well he certainly talks "up a storm"!
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:06:13 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(The Democrats must be defeated in 2004)
To: Libloather
Family members in FL told me that people were referring to Jeanne as a "Kerrycane" because of the way she wobbled all over the place.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:31:06 PM PDT
by
Restorer
(They have the microphone, but we have the remote.)
To: Restorer
That's good. I live in Florida and we can use a laugh after the pummeling that we have had.
To: Libloather
Sounds an aweful lot like SNAFU for John Kerry.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:33:21 PM PDT
by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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