[Arkinsaw]

Well lets keep it local then. How about the DC Crack Mayors?

That actually has something of a ring to it. Sort of rolls off the tongue.

[vollmond]

I'll believe it when I see it. The Padres were guaranteed to move here too.

[conster-nation]

Big local debate about the name. Apparently, Senators is still owned by the Texas Rangers and is inappropriate since DC isn't represented in the Senate. They're suggesting names like Federals, Statesmen, Nationals, etc.

I suggest they be called the Washington Democrats because they're likely to continue losing for at least the next four years.