How about the Washington Feds? Fans can call themselves "Fed Heads."
Round here we got the Tigers and the Lansing lug nuts.
"Hey, how bout them nuts"
How about the Washington Daisy Cutters? Has a nice, summertime, baseball feel, don't you think?
Now that is clever. I would send that to whom ever might be taking team name ideas. I know when the Titans came to Tennessea they allowed the people of the state to decide the name.
Perhaps they will do this for the baseball team?
I think Bureaucrats would be a good name, and it would certainly fit. Just imagine if they got hold of some of those fat, washed up players, then it would be a Bloated Bureaucracy....