...er, ah... on second thought, that probably won't help much. Sorry, man.
Posted on 10/04/2004 7:48:04 PM PDT by dukeman
A woman once said she thought I looked like Clinton.
I'm sure she still remembers the look of utter contempt and disdain I gave her.
She apologised.
I actually do have a pretty good head of hair and I think that's what causes some people to make the connection. Hey, maybe I should go for the James Carville Q-ball look instead!
Tell her "Mommie, I need some pocket change, I want to buy you a little something."
She will give you her purse then shake out a couple of million or so.
Be sure to take take oh, 5 million, and then say oh I think I only need 3. Then take 6.
Try to kiss her and as she grimaces and turns away say, O I am sorry honey, I know you don't any of this orange on you.
Make a quick exit, tipping the SS guys on the way our.
Don't forget to nod your head and point a lot.
...er, ah... on second thought, that probably won't help much. Sorry, man.
You have a long fact too???? Shouldn't the glasses help..dye your hair. But, please, leave the pink lip stick alone!
Next time some one says it, and your wife laughs, just say...
...'Does THIS look like a rich heiress to you?'
OH NO! The Q-ball is NOT a good look.
Chin up!
Just be careful impersonating the guy. Back when Nixon was president we had a professor who resembled him quite closely. He decided to have some fun one night when he was visiting in DC and see if he could get out to Camp David. As I recall he even made it a few feet inside the gate (past the first set of guards) before he was nabbed and spent the rest of the night explaining himself...
Go to your nearest CBS affiliate and tape a concession speech for the election after you do a mea culpa for all of your misdeeds for the last thirty years.
LOL - that would work....
I suggest you shave your butt and walk backwards.
Get stickers from your local GOP office and walk the malls handing them out !
After Nov 2, immediately apply for Long Term Disability LOL.
Just find a Football or a Baseball whatever, after handling it like a man, throw it or pitch it or hike it and there the comments about resemblance will end.
For years I have been told that I look and act like Tommy Lee Jones and when I was younger, that I looked like Richard Dreyfuss.
I think that your affliction is far worse than mine, I will say a couple of prayers for you.
But hey, this could come in handy when you want to upgrade a room at some resort!!
Do you wind surf??
Ha! That's a good line, but Mrs. dukeman would certainly cuff me in the head for it.
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