Posted on 10/04/2004 7:48:04 PM PDT by dukeman
Which one?
Good one!
Yeah, but it would be worth the ear-cuffing! *LOL*
And besides, she might stop laughing! *LOL*
Big Dif You my friend are not married to a 70 plus billionaire woman and running to be President of the United States of America.
If you look like Kerry Capitalize on it before he loses the election and crawls back to his Senate seat, oh that's right he never show up for that job, um before he takes a hike. He must hike he does all the rest of outdoor activities.
I saw a kid the other day that was a dead ringer for James Carville at the age of 25 I would of said something but did not want to hurt his feelings if he was a Republican.
I've always thought Carville looks like that weird kid from the beginning of the movie "Deliverance." You know, the one with the banjo? Yikes!
Yep.
When I first saw this kid I thought oh birth defect and being a mom of a quad. I am sensitive to those with disabilities to look at their souls and not the handicap, but after sneaking a few peaks to try and guess what type of birth defect James Carville came to mind and thought dead ringer of Carville.
ACK..but what a perfect segue to point out that your politics are world's apart. Perfect opportunity to point out Kerry's flip-flopping.
I'm so sorry. How terrible for you. ;-)
Uh - - in the sad event that he is elected {{shudder}}, I would get rid of all the mirrors in my house if I were you. I sort of understand, as I resemble Teresa, all except for the money. - - - Or, on the other hand, if you want to make lemonade out of lemons should he {{shudder}} be elected, you could get a job being one of those Kerry lookalikes.
Relax, at least "Shove-It" Terrrrayyyzuhhh isn't your wife.
As much as I like ya, bud......you're one of the good guys..........hate to say it, but I'll have to beat you to a pulp and hope your face heals differently. Terribly sorry, and I wish there was a better, more painless way.
What needs to be done, needs to be done. You'll thank me in the end.
Sucks, doesn't it?? I used to be compared to Tom Cruise................stop laughing; it's true. Nowdays, I hear ALL the time....."gee, you could be Tom Cruise's older brother!!"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................
It's not so bad looking like someone famous.
I once knew an old lady who looked like Ronald Reagan...
John Waters says there is a lesbian stripper in Baltimore who looks like Johnny Cash.
I'm told I look like a generic assassin...[If you were at last year's Support the troops rally, I spoke on behalf of AIM.]
Were you in the mall wearing flip flops?
Hey, why not make the most of it.
Also tell Democrats to come out and vote December 1st.
Oh hell, it aint' that hard. Just watch old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" reruns and watch the amazing Ted Knight (God rest his soul) as Ted Baxter, everyone's favorite blowhard news reader. Nail Baxter, you nail Kerry. Just that simple.
Thanks, pal. It's nice to know that a fellow Freeper wouldn't let sentiment get in the way of a therapeutic pummeling. Thanks, man. That's real brotherhood! :-)
Two words: Extreme Makeover!
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