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Freeper Needs Help-- People Are Starting To Tell Me I Look Like John Kerry!
10/4/04 | dukeman

Posted on 10/04/2004 7:48:04 PM PDT by dukeman

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People Are Starting To Tell Me I Look Like John Kerry!

Which one?

61 posted on 10/04/2004 8:42:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good one!


62 posted on 10/04/2004 8:43:54 PM PDT by dukeman
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Yeah, but it would be worth the ear-cuffing! *LOL*

And besides, she might stop laughing! *LOL*


63 posted on 10/04/2004 8:43:55 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: dukeman

Big Dif You my friend are not married to a 70 plus billionaire woman and running to be President of the United States of America.

If you look like Kerry Capitalize on it before he loses the election and crawls back to his Senate seat, oh that's right he never show up for that job, um before he takes a hike. He must hike he does all the rest of outdoor activities.

I saw a kid the other day that was a dead ringer for James Carville at the age of 25 I would of said something but did not want to hurt his feelings if he was a Republican.


64 posted on 10/04/2004 8:47:45 PM PDT by oceanperch ( Mt. St. Helens is nothing compared to the stuff Kerry spews.)
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To: dukeman
Your only hope:


65 posted on 10/04/2004 8:48:38 PM PDT by null and void (Bring the War on Terror home! Vote for Kerry...)
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To: oceanperch

I've always thought Carville looks like that weird kid from the beginning of the movie "Deliverance." You know, the one with the banjo? Yikes!


66 posted on 10/04/2004 8:51:20 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: dukeman

Yep.

When I first saw this kid I thought oh birth defect and being a mom of a quad. I am sensitive to those with disabilities to look at their souls and not the handicap, but after sneaking a few peaks to try and guess what type of birth defect James Carville came to mind and thought dead ringer of Carville.


67 posted on 10/04/2004 9:02:05 PM PDT by oceanperch ( Mt. St. Helens is nothing compared to the stuff Kerry spews.)
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To: dukeman

ACK..but what a perfect segue to point out that your politics are world's apart. Perfect opportunity to point out Kerry's flip-flopping.


68 posted on 10/04/2004 9:03:17 PM PDT by ETERNAL WARMING (He is faithful!)
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To: dukeman

I'm so sorry. How terrible for you. ;-)


69 posted on 10/04/2004 9:06:06 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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To: dukeman

Uh - - in the sad event that he is elected {{shudder}}, I would get rid of all the mirrors in my house if I were you. I sort of understand, as I resemble Teresa, all except for the money. - - - Or, on the other hand, if you want to make lemonade out of lemons should he {{shudder}} be elected, you could get a job being one of those Kerry lookalikes.


70 posted on 10/04/2004 9:14:28 PM PDT by Twinkie
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Relax, at least "Shove-It" Terrrrayyyzuhhh isn't your wife.


71 posted on 10/04/2004 9:20:24 PM PDT by katdawg
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To: dukeman

As much as I like ya, bud......you're one of the good guys..........hate to say it, but I'll have to beat you to a pulp and hope your face heals differently. Terribly sorry, and I wish there was a better, more painless way.

What needs to be done, needs to be done. You'll thank me in the end.


72 posted on 10/04/2004 9:27:38 PM PDT by RightOnline
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"I used to be compared to Superman before he fell off the horse, ;-)."

Sucks, doesn't it?? I used to be compared to Tom Cruise................stop laughing; it's true. Nowdays, I hear ALL the time....."gee, you could be Tom Cruise's older brother!!"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................

73 posted on 10/04/2004 9:29:35 PM PDT by RightOnline
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It's not so bad looking like someone famous.

I once knew an old lady who looked like Ronald Reagan...

John Waters says there is a lesbian stripper in Baltimore who looks like Johnny Cash.

I'm told I look like a generic assassin...[If you were at last year's Support the troops rally, I spoke on behalf of AIM.]


74 posted on 10/04/2004 9:29:55 PM PDT by walford (http://utopia-unmasked.us)
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To: dukeman

Were you in the mall wearing flip flops?

Hey, why not make the most of it.

Also tell Democrats to come out and vote December 1st.


75 posted on 10/04/2004 9:30:01 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: walford
"Study his voice, mannerisms and see if you can do a satire of some of his most absurd statements in response."

Oh hell, it aint' that hard. Just watch old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" reruns and watch the amazing Ted Knight (God rest his soul) as Ted Baxter, everyone's favorite blowhard news reader. Nail Baxter, you nail Kerry. Just that simple.

76 posted on 10/04/2004 9:31:55 PM PDT by RightOnline
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Well, at least you have an upside if Kerry wins. You'll be able to make a fortune as a look-alike.
77 posted on 10/04/2004 9:37:55 PM PDT by Samwise (The Pajama People: They also serve who hunt and peck.)
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To: dukeman
Fairly common problem. Can be fixed by over the counter medications such as prunes, Metamucil and if these items fail, try Ex-lax or try imagining your self sitting down to a candlelit dinner with Robin R.
78 posted on 10/04/2004 10:30:44 PM PDT by investigateworld ((Hey Sen. Kerry !, I got your Global Test right here....now hold for the shake))
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To: RightOnline

Thanks, pal. It's nice to know that a fellow Freeper wouldn't let sentiment get in the way of a therapeutic pummeling. Thanks, man. That's real brotherhood! :-)


79 posted on 10/05/2004 6:19:45 AM PDT by dukeman
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To: dukeman

Two words: Extreme Makeover!


80 posted on 10/05/2004 6:21:40 AM PDT by T Minus Four
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