Freeper Needs Help-- People Are Starting To Tell Me I Look Like John Kerry!

10/4/04 | dukeman

[Quilla]

LOL! Welcome to Free Republic.

[Ima Lurker]

Lurch, is that you?

[dukeman]

Bassfire, I tried to e-mail you a couple of photos last night, but it bounced back to me as "undelivered."

[Gator113]

I don't have a clue. Must be age and uh...well, hair. LOL

[dukeman]

Ha! When my wife asks why I (she exempts herself from this) look different from when we first dated in the 80's, I say "time and gravity."

[dukeman]

Ha! When my wife asks why I (she exempts herself from this) look different from when we first dated in the 80's, I say "time and gravity."

[Lockbar]

Post a pic of yourself, and let us decide. Have a cyanide capsule handy just in case you get "bad news". :-P (just kidding with playful tongue sticking out).

[dukeman]

I'm working on getting photos posted by a more tech-savy Freeper.

[Chieftain]

OK dukeman, here's your photos that you you emailed me.

I will say that you do resemble a much younger Kerry, but in no way do you resemble that old haggard bastard out there on the stump and on the cover of "Unfit for Command".

I suggest that when someone says you look like Kerry, you tell them "My lawyer will be in contact with you regarding the defamation of character lawsuit I intend to pursue!".

[dukeman]

Yikes! There goes the anonymity.

[dukeman]

BTW, I really want to thank you for making the Animal House photo so big. It really enhances the goofiness!

[Chieftain]

I really want to thank you for making the Animal House photo so big. It really enhances the goofiness!

I took the photos you sent and cropped them so the folks could see what you were describing.

Being a 100% HETROSEXUAL MALE, I think you look NOTHING like the botox ON/botox OFF haggard face of Hanoi John Kerry and you don't have any problem to file a defamation lawsuit against anyone who insinuates there is any resemblence to the TRAITOR from Boston!

[dukeman]

Thanks! :-)

[RightOnline]

Any time, my friend..........any time. No need to thank me. You'd do the same for me. :)

[Neets]

Oh, you poor dear, dear man.

I just hope and pray you don't throw a football like your look-a-like does.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Moustache and/or beard would hide it.

[Old Lady]

Start wearing a BIG Bush/Cheney button on your shirt. That should shut them up.

[jamaly]

OK, so we kidnap the real one and insert you into the next debate.

Buy some platform shoes and practice speaking with a Boston accent. If Kerry gets elected we'll replace him with you. You're a Freeper, that automatically makes you more qualified to be president than ANY democRAT.

[jamaly]

OK, so we kidnap the real one and insert you into the next debate.

Buy some platform shoes and practice speaking with a Boston accent. If Kerry gets elected we'll replace him with you. You're a Freeper, that automatically makes you more qualified to be president than ANY democRAT.