HOW TO SUPPORT KERRY FOR PRESIDENT

In order to cast a vote for John Kerry, you first have to believe he is fit to be Commander-in-Chief. Now some don’t believe he is, namely 95% of all the decorated vets who served beside him in Vietnam, more than 70% of all living retired military personnel, and more than 80% of those serving in combat today. But what do they know?

Besides, as the Democratic Party points out at every opportunity, what Right do these people (who spill their blood for our freedom) have to speak anyway, or even vote for that matter?

In order to cast a vote for John Kerry, you also have to believe that he knows better how to secure America. Not only better than George W. Bush, but better than Condi Rice, Don Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Gen. Tommy Franks, Tom Ridge, Tommy Thompson, John McCain, Zell Miller, Rudy Giuliani, and again, more than 75% of all men and women who serve or ever have served in the military. A vote for John Kerry is a vote against all of these people and a whole lot more.

In order to cast a vote for John Kerry, you have to believe that he will do something in the next four years that he hasn’t done once in the last twenty, be strong on defense and intelligence.

You have to believe he will do something else in the next four years that he hasn’t done in the last twenty, advance a single social program on health care, welfare, job creation, or economic growth.

In order to cast a vote for John Kerry, you have to completely dismiss his entire senate record, a record that earned him the title of our nation’s most liberal senator, and believe that what he says now during this campaign means more than everything he has or has not done over the last 35 years in the public eye.

You have to believe that he can curtail the proliferation of nuclear weapons in third world countries. Of course this means you will have to overlook the fact that North Korea and Iran got them from China, who bought them from Bill Clinton via the healthy illegal campaign contributions to both Clinton and Kerry that landed Johnny Chung in prison.

You have to believe that Kerry will create jobs by taxing, regulating and litigating employers throughout the country into bankruptcy, or until they move operations off shore to defend their assets.

In order to cast a vote for John Kerry, you have to look past the fact that manufacturing jobs have been leaving America since the end of the industrial revolution, and that the loss of manufacturing jobs accelerated in the late 90’s and beyond as a direct result of the China free trade agreement that has produced the single largest trade deficit in history. Then you have to ignore the minor fact that it was Clinton, Kerry, and the Democrats who made this deal that cost us those American jobs.

You have to believe that socialized medicine is the answer to the health care crisis in America, even though every country that has socialized medicine today offers substandard medical treatment, too little too late, and that all of these countries are going bankrupt while they do it.

In order to vote for John Kerry, you have to honestly believe that even though Kerry and every other public figure in the free world was singing the same tune as Bush concerning Iraq, that it was only George Bush who lied. Now, Kerry’s statements over the years won’t support this view, so you will have to ignore those too.

You have to believe that Sandy “Burglar” steeling top secret documents from the national archive to benefit Kerry’s campaign is not a big deal. That Dan Rather and Mary Mapes were perfectly justified in their attempt to promote forged government documents in a failed coup effort to smear a sitting President. That Joe Lockhart’s phone conversation with Burkett, who most likely forged the documents himself, was an innocent coincidence that never broached the subject of Bush’s Guard service.

Then you have to believe that Kerry means it when he talks about running special interests out of Washington, despite the fact that his entire campaign is underwritten by a handful of socialist billionaire’s via sleazy campaign finance tricks. That Bush is for special interests, despite the fact that more than 98% of his funding comes from individual average Americans within campaign finance laws, including McCain-Feingold.

You also have to believe that the world would be better off with Hussein still in power and that America should never act in its own security interests without France’s approval. Because according to Kerry, he would NOT have removed Hussein from power, and he certainly would NOT have done it without full UN support, which was blocked by a single vote, France.

You have to believe Kerry is strong on foreign policy, including humanitarian concerns. To believe this, you will have to forget that he voted against use of military power to eject Hussein from raping and plundering Kuwait in 1990, even after the UN approved it.

You will also have to believe that the 1.3 million Iraqi people who were either taken from their homes, shot and bull dozed into mass graves, or starved to death during the oil for food scam operated by the UN, was more welcome to the Iraqi people than American liberators. That 10,000 dead enemy combatants, is worse than 1.3 million innocent civilians who died in the last ten years alone, more than 300,000 of which died in 1998 while we had Hussein “contained”.

In short, you will have to believe all of these things, cast a vote against all of these people, in order to cast a vote for John Kerry. You will have to believe basically that everyone besides John Kerry is a liar. Most of all, you will have to believe in form over fact, in words over deeds.

In order to do this, you will have to continue sucking down the socialist liberal swill being shoveled down your throat daily by a mainstream media who has lost the ability to even pretend to be fair, honest, or balanced.

If America really is at the point where a majority can meet these qualifications, God help us.

Those who can’t meet these qualifications need to wake up and realize that too many in our country today can, and that not one of them will miss an opportunity to vote. America can not afford for one decent American to miss voting this time around. Our very existence is at stake… JB Williams Political Columnist www.JB-Williams.com JBW@JB-Williams.com

Sandy “Burglar” steeling top secret documents

Even the word processor that was used in the fake CBS memos had spellcheck.

Thanks. That's very funny. Is there an online poll I can vote in?

Why does the Democratic Party (the party of trial lawyers) advocate socialized medicine? Don't they know that once the government takes over, they will no longer be able to sue for malpractice?

I love JB's writings....I usually get his articles by email but I didn't get this one. Almost as good as Mark Steyn?
Thanks.

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