"Look into your wife's bank account."
"If Missouri was a country in the President's coalition, it would be the 3rd largest country in the coalition.
Oh, really?
Hmm...let's see here...
US has 290 million
JAPAN has 127 million
UK has 60 million
ITALY has 57 million
UKRAINE has 48 million
SPAIN (part of the coalition during the war) has 40 million
POLAND has 38 million
ROMANIA has 22 million
AUSTRALIA has 19 million
PORTUGAL has 10 million
MISSOURI has 5.7 million. KERRY LIED
I'm sure I forgot some. God, Kerry is a doof.