No, it’s not me, it’s my secretary.
The president is too busy RUNNING THE NATION to take your stupid call.
Wrong candidate. Wrong time. Wrong nation.
Yeah, I’ll tell me you called, loser.
LMAO.......^5
(cue the Bee Gees)
I'm goin' back to Massachusetts
Couldn't win the White House if I tried
And they still love me back in Massachusetts
Voted for me, through all the times I've lied.
Hey, John!
Thanks for doing what Al Gore wouldn't do...
CONCEDE!
You did the right thing, for once in your life!
You are a flip flopping fool, who marries well - but you are better than GORE!
Please send airplane tickets to Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Stuart Smalley, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, All the Girls on The View.... etc. etc.
[Cheesy French Muzak]...[Click] "Hello? Are you still holding?"...[Snickering in background]
"Yes, I am. When will Mr. Chirac get out of his important meeting?"
[More snickering in background]..."I'm not sure, Monsour.....Skerry, is it? Can I ask what this call is about?
"I need advice on how to surrender gracefully."
"I'm sorry, monsour Karrot, that's confidential proprietary information. We can't give it out to just any loser." [Unrestrained guffaws in BG]
"But I'm not just anyone, I'm a presidential candidate!"
"Ah, I apologize, monsour Kerry! Now I know who you are and I have some information for you."
"Now we're getting somewhere...what can you tell me?"
"I'm afraid it's more bad news. The results are back on your Global Test....YOU FAILED!"
[Click]
They edited out the Skull & Bones mutual oath?
John, why the long face?
"The explanation is self-evident. They misunderestimated me."
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You know what's really sad? If Kerry had run like his concession speech, he could have won. He's behaving like a real person.
They don't get it.
"Our nation -- this generation -- will lift a dark threat of violence from our people and our future. We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire; we will not falter; and we shall not fail." -- September 20, 2001
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve." -- following the Terrorist Attacks of September 11th
"With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States. And war is what they got." -- aboard USS Abraham Lincoln
"Great responsibilities have fallen once again to the great democracies. We will face these threats with open eyes and we will defeat them." -- during his visit to the UK 2003
"Well, I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon." -- impromptu comment at Ground Zero, September 14, 2001
"Terror unanswered threatens the legitimacy of governments throughout the world, and we will not let that happen."
"The hour is coming when America will act."
"Americans do not turn away from duties because they are hard."
"Whether we bring enemies to Justice or Justice to our enemies, Justice will be done."
"This is not just America's fight, but the fight of world's civilizations. Those who believe in freedom and tolerance ..."
"Finally, continue praying. Prayer will help strengthen us for the journey ahead."
"May God grant us wisdom and watch over the United States of America."
When will we hear Rather's retirement speech?