What's an "assument?"
Well, when you "assument" something, you make an "ass" out of "u" and, um, "ment".
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This is simply another form of cement. Assument is the type of cement used to seal the exit point democrats use most frequently to communicate.... Here. Let's use it in a sentence:
In November 2004, President Bush handed Kerry his assument.