1. Give Terry McAuliffe a lifetime contract.
2. Give Barbara Streisand and Michael Moore prominent roles in your Party.
3. Convince George Soros to donate $35 million dollars next election cycle.
4. Make sure everyone on Earth knows you think that Republicans are knuckle dragging, fag hating, witch burning, Arab murdering, subhuman morons who can only reproduce by accidently impregnating their sisters and cousins while watching NASCAR races.
5. Make sure the French like you. That'll help.
6. Nominate someone from the Northeast US next time. I'm pretty sure there's a Congressman from Vermont who'll take the job.
That's about it for now. I really just want to help after all.
L