Posted on 11/14/2004 5:58:21 PM PST by hope
And wasn't THAT unfortunate!
Now THAT is just nasty!
Two questions? Do you think the blue dress still fits?
Do you think the blue dress will be displayed in the Monica section of the porn wing?
Buy a case of air freshener for your home, and a case of pepper spray for any female relatives.
Yeap, and I am still laughing about it too!
Also in the Clinton Library, will be a huge picture of Arafat and Clinton, with the background music , sung by Barbara Streisand..Memories
I hope they have to shut down due to lack of interest.
I want to see the Vince Foster Wing, the Hall of Obstruction, the Pyramid of Perjury, the.........
Hawking profit-making crap...how prez-ish of them
They successfully twisted it from "Lying to a Grand Jury to Avoid Prosecution" to "just a sex thing"
This pic will be remembered for a 1,000 years in the great tradition of oral history.
Look at this storefront...shameless profiteers...nothin' but.
His "little head" was doing the thinking.
He is not Elvis. He is a convicted liar, an accused serial rapist, and a sexual pervert. He should be in jail-- a cell mate of Willie Horton.
But he DID get impeached - he just wasn't convicted.
Impeachment is a congressional indictment in the House. The Senate then tries the case. Conviction results in removal from office.
This seems a suitable spot for a few redneck jokes:
An Arkansas redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Arkansas now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Little Rock when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in Arkansas was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.
An Arkansas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what.
I have heard Monica is now a Republican - The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
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