Paris Favored to Win 2012 Olympics Bid

AP ^ | Oct 15, 2004-

[smonk]

---LOL! Good one! But Paris Hilton isn't going to be very attractive by the year 2012. She has a distinctive 'look' right now, but a beauty she ain't.---

the phrase "rode hard and put up wet" comes immediately to mind.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Did they need the Saddam oil money to bribe the IOC? ;)

[TheBigB]

Yes, but only when Nicky is involved as well.

I could submit taped evidence of Paris's pole vaulting prowess, but I'd have to wait a month before I could post again. : )

[highnoon]

Got this as an email the other day, thought I would share:

French Terrorist Alert Raised (noon 8/15/04)
AP and UPI report that the French Government announced today that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"collaborate" and "surrender".

The increase in the alert level was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's white flag factories, disabling their military.

[KJacob]

Paris is priced at over $60 on Tradesports.com. Looks like a slam-dunk

Still plenty of time. Let's wait on the Zogby tracking poll.

[television is just wrong]

ditto. Not safe there.

[dblshot]

Events to be held at the newly built Stadium Arafat no doubt. Perhaps it will be built with Madam Arafat's bribes to Chirac so she won't be deported to Gaza.

[Guillermo]

France might be an Islamic Republic by then...

Will the female swimmers, gymnasts, etc be forced to perform in a burqa?

[smonk]

---Yes, but only when Nicky is involved as well. I could submit taped evidence of Paris's pole vaulting prowess, but I'd have to wait a month before I could post again. : ) ---

I just knew that no good would come of this thread.

[G.Mason]

The Olympics, like the UN and the Euroweenies are lost in a moral funk.

France (spit! ... spit!) is the perfect place for them.

I fully expect the next new event at the Olympics to be beheading.

[TheBigB]

Well, that was pretty much a given. ;)

[george wythe]

AP and UPI report that the French Government announced today that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "collaborate" and "surrender".

Jay Leno should get hold of this. His delivery will be a riot.

[smonk]

---Well, that was pretty much a given. ;) ---

I think paris and nicky could send a thread about the pope spiraling into hell.

[weegee]

Le Boycott

[SC DOC]

But Paris Hilton isn't going to be very attractive by the year 2012. She has a distinctive 'look' right now, but a beauty she ain't.

She's a lot better than she used to be, thanks to plastic surgery. Paris

[cowtowney]

"Why any city wants the Olympics is beyond me. The games are terribly expensive, construction will last for years, traffic is horrific, and security is a nightmare. Half the seats at the events will stay empty and the taxpayers will be left with a huge bill. Let the Frogs have it; they deserve it!"

I agree. It cost Greece $5 billion. Let France have it.

[oyez]

i hear that she gets around.

[smonk]

--- I could submit taped evidence of Paris's pole vaulting prowess, but I'd have to wait a month before I could post again. : ) ---

you only get a month long "timeout" for that? seems like we'd both be in the hospital longer than that recovering from the beating that brian urlacher inflicted on us.

[TheBigB]

Well, I was just guesstimatin'...

"After further review...the ruling on the field stands...yes, they are both skanks."

[KOZ.]

doesnt france go on vacation in the summer for like 6 months? who will run the games?