[andie74]

I personally love the title of this column. The first thing I thought of was renaming it the "Clinton Presidential Library and Sperm Bank."

[glock rocks]

... and trailer park.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Shouldn't the title have the following ending, (/sound of zipper)

[GeronL]

Clinton Unveils His 'Gift to the Future'

Oh man, thats the same thing he showed Monica

[Aussie Dasher]

He's finally given his greatest "gift" to the world...nearly four years after he left office.

Says it all...

[MamaLucci]

So THAT'S what he's calling it...........

[longtermmemmory]

clintons bridge to the future turned out to be a bridge to nowhere.

[CouncilofTrent]

Does anyone know if the dress is there?

[aShepard]

....said Clinton, who was raised by a hard-working widow, the late Virginia Kelley.
.....

The hard working widow! Pleeze give me a break. But, I guess working the streets of Arkansas is hard work!

[Bullish]

I didn't read the article, but Clinton's true gift was to expose the democrat party as the soulless, scumbag traitors that they are.

The party with no honor and no truth. The party that cares about nothing but themselves and their power.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. We now control all three branches of power thanks to the Clinton slime.

[M Kehoe]

Clinton's liebrary looks like a double wide on stilts.

5.56mm

[Optimist]

an allusion to Clinton's desire during his presidency to build a "bridge to the 21st century

Actually, as bridges go, it looks like a bridge to nowhere.

[beaware]

One thing I have NOT heard ANYONE discuss or analyse...

The reason for the opening being after the election is that they were PLANNING on having Kerry there as "President-Elect" just to heckle the Bush family. Didn't quite work out that way. Mother nature added her own heckling!

[A Citizen Reporter]

"A tent had been set up Wednesday to shield dignitaries from the rain, but it was taken down because of faith placed in an overly optimistic weather report. The presidents and first ladies held their own umbrellas and tipped dry their own rain-slicked chairs. By the end of the two-hour ceremony, Clinton's usually poofy hair was matted down. "

Look at this! The cover story begins. Bad planning couldn't be the culprit. LOL!

[searchandrecovery]

Library and Sperm Bank

Thought the same thing. Gotta love that "bridge to nowhere" design.

[mhking]

Clinton Unveils His 'Gift to the Future'

Yeah. The world's most expensive double-wide hanging out over the river.

"If your friend invites you over to help take the wheels off of his house....he might be a redneck..."

(With apologies to those who are offended by Foxworthy jokes)

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[LibertarianInExile]

'President Bush admired Clinton's talent as a man of the people, telling the story of a voter who praised Clinton's ability to look you in the eye, shake your hand, hold your baby and pet your dog, "all at the same time."'

Dubya forgot to add 'steal your wallet and fondle your daughter' in there somewhere.

[sweetliberty]

If Clinton really wanted to give a gift to the future, he would fade into the past.

[Landru]

"The William J. Clinton Presidential Center is a sleek, futuristic complex that contains more than 80 million items..."

The display.

...a drop of his semen

[Libertina]

I am embarrassed that President Bush participated in this. I truly feel that it was not only unneccessary, but also a bad choice.

[blackbart.223]

"President Bush admired Clinton's talent as a man of the people, telling the story of a voter who praised Clinton's ability to look you in the eye, shake your hand, hold your baby and pet your dog, "all at the same time."

And at the same time he lifts your wallet.