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Jay Leno on Suha Arafat

Posted on 11/19/2004 10:35:31 PM PST by Lori675

I saw this on Leno's show from a few days ago.

Yassir Arafat's wife was seen mourning on the West Bank...also in Citi Bank, World Bank and French Bank....


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jayleno; suha

1 posted on 11/19/2004 10:35:31 PM PST by Lori675
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To: Lori675

I saw her at the National Bank, the Second National Bank


2 posted on 11/19/2004 10:47:34 PM PST by 26lemoncharlie (Defending America)
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To: Lori675

Leno said the other night that prior to the funeral the Arafat family had requested that in lieu of flowers, please throw rocks.


3 posted on 11/19/2004 11:09:51 PM PST by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: Lori675

Well, I guess Jay finally ran out of Linda Tripp material. Pretty sad to know that his comments about Suha mentioned here, are considerably tamer than the thrasing he gave Linda non-stop for years.


4 posted on 11/19/2004 11:21:16 PM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservatives)
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To: Lori675

For the last time; her name is SOOOOIE!, not Suha.


5 posted on 11/20/2004 1:45:38 AM PST by thelastvirgil (Idiot-proof ANYTHING, and someone will build a better idiot.)
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To: Lori675
Here are some more from NewsMax one liners archive.

Did you see Arafat’s funeral? What a mob scene. I heard they had people flying in from as far as Guantanamo Bay to go to that thing.

The temporary successor to Arafat, Mahmoud Abbas, escaped a shooting by militants as he was visiting Arafat’s grave. See, that’s why he’s called a "temporary successor."

This just in – Yasser Arafat is clinging to death!

Arafat’s funeral went well. Only 30 people died.

Mrs. Arafat is so distraught she could barely shop today.

Some Palestinians are accusing Arafat’s wife of only being interested in Arafat’s money. Well, come on, she knew those good looks were going to fade one day.

http://www.newsmax.com/liners.shtml

6 posted on 11/20/2004 2:23:12 AM PST by protest1
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To: thelastvirgil
For the last time; her name is SOOOOIE!, not Suha.

Remarkable! That means the Arkansas Razorback fans invoke her name repeatedly at each and every Hog game.

7 posted on 11/20/2004 6:03:52 AM PST by Ole Okie
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To: Lori675

Suhog got a call from Terroriza, who advised her, "Honey, whatever you do, don't marry a dork who wants to run for President of the United States."


8 posted on 11/20/2004 6:34:43 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
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To: Lori675
I remember when the Ayatolla Komeini (sp) died back in the 80s. There was a news report of the masses of people and their frenzied reactions at his funeral. It got very crazy and totally out of control. ABC News showed the scene of the mass of people, and officials losing control of the situation. Finally Govt troops came in with a helicopter to get the casket. The reporter said "A helicopter came and whisked the body to safety."
9 posted on 11/20/2004 6:47:47 AM PST by feedback doctor (Fundamentalist Liberals, Fundamentalist Muslims, the only difference is the clothes)
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To: feedback doctor

At Stalin's funeral it is estimated that 500 people lost their lives while trying to get a glimpse of the dictator's corpse.

10 posted on 11/20/2004 9:14:49 AM PST by struwwelpeter
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