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Bare-butted cowboy found hanging upside down from fence
ABC 13 ^ | November 30, 2004

Posted on 11/30/2004 8:39:11 PM PST by Ptarmigan

(11/30/04 - REGINA, Saskatchewan) — A real cowboy is never caught without his boots, but his pants are another matter.

Police in Regina, Saskatchewan, found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence. It seems the Canadian cowpoke had a little too much to drink at an agriculture festival Saturday night.

He tried climbing an eight-foot-tall fence but snagged a pant leg, leaving him dangling upside down. He dropped his cell phone, too. Police say he unzipped his pants to get free, but discovered he couldn't get them off.

He eventually reached the phone's keypad and dialed 911. Officers found the cowboy, still hanging upside down, with his pants down to his knees.

A police sergeant says other than suffering from the cold and embarrassment, the cowboy is OK.


TOPICS: Canada; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: allhatandnocattle; allhatnohorse; canada; cantfindassindark; clintonlegacy; cowboy; droppedtrou; drunk; drunkard; holdmuhbeer; imakennedy; indecentexposure; kissit; northernexposure; ohcanaduh; saskatchewan; teddykennedy; wasteddays; wastednights; whatsthisaboot; wheresmypants
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1 posted on 11/30/2004 8:39:11 PM PST by Ptarmigan
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To: Ptarmigan

heh... this thread should be good.


2 posted on 11/30/2004 8:40:44 PM PST by cyborg ( Hy verkwik my siel; Hy lei my in die spore van geregtigheid, om sy Naam ontwil.)
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To: Ptarmigan

My heroes have always been cowboys....until now.


3 posted on 11/30/2004 8:41:53 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (We're none of us prefect.)
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To: Ptarmigan

What, no pictures?


4 posted on 11/30/2004 8:42:03 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Ptarmigan

Sounds like a typical Canuck to me!


5 posted on 11/30/2004 8:42:26 PM PST by AntiGuv (™)
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To: Ptarmigan

Bush's fault!


6 posted on 11/30/2004 8:42:46 PM PST by RandallFlagg (FReepers, Do NOT let the voter fraud stories die!!!! (Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name))
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To: cyborg

Is THAT all? Could happen to anyone!


7 posted on 11/30/2004 8:42:54 PM PST by lainde
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To: Ptarmigan
Police in Regina, Saskatchewan, found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence. It seems the Canadian cowpoke had a little too much to drink at an agriculture festival Saturday night.

Come on cowboy, tell us the truth. You were so drunk that you tried to get it on with a bull.

8 posted on 11/30/2004 8:43:06 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Ptarmigan


ive fallen and i cant get down.


9 posted on 11/30/2004 8:43:07 PM PST by phxaz (hey cantada.. who stands on guard for thee? huh? answer the question.)
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To: lainde

It happened to me last night as a matter of fact.


10 posted on 11/30/2004 8:43:25 PM PST by cyborg ( Hy verkwik my siel; Hy lei my in die spore van geregtigheid, om sy Naam ontwil.)
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To: cyborg

$10 a ride, cutie. ;-)


11 posted on 11/30/2004 8:44:07 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Constitution Day; Shryke; martin_fierro

Now THAT'S a headline!


12 posted on 11/30/2004 8:44:37 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Ptarmigan

Good thing he wasn't American, that would have been a blue voter, for sure.


13 posted on 11/30/2004 8:44:55 PM PST by xJones
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To: cyborg

Save a horse, ride a Petronski.


14 posted on 11/30/2004 8:45:31 PM PST by Petronski (One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, not much between despair and ecstasy.)
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To: Ptarmigan

Maybe Canadian cowboys are different.


15 posted on 11/30/2004 8:45:31 PM PST by Cicero (Nil illegitemus carborundum est)
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To: cyborg

2 cowboys walking down the road spot a sheep with its head in the fence.

1st cowboy unzips and does his thing.

2nd cowboy says "my turn", and sticks his head in the fence.


16 posted on 11/30/2004 8:45:42 PM PST by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: xJones

LOL!


17 posted on 11/30/2004 8:45:57 PM PST by Ptarmigan (Proud rabbit hater and killer)
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To: Ptarmigan

Hold muh beer and watch this...


18 posted on 11/30/2004 8:46:01 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: phxaz

"ive fallen and i cant get down."

LOL, good perspective!


19 posted on 11/30/2004 8:46:06 PM PST by jocon307 (Jihad is world wide. Jihad is serious business. We ignore global jihad at our peril.)
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To: Ptarmigan
Oh Pant-A-Duh

20 posted on 11/30/2004 8:46:54 PM PST by phxaz (hey cantada.. who stands on guard for thee? huh? answer the question.)
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