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Vitriolic Voice Mail
Fox News ^ | Wednesday, December 01, 2004 | Brit Hume

Posted on 12/01/2004 9:30:32 AM PST by Shellback Chuck

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To: nmh
Actually, that's her phone # at work. The ditz called on company time.

Needless to say, she's no longer employed.

41 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:17 AM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: Shellback Chuck
"I wanted to tell you that you're vile, horrible people."

People like this have trouble starting sentences with words other than "I". If she is speaking in the moment, why the past tense?

42 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:49 AM PST by society-by-contract
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To: society-by-contract
"I wanted to tell you that you're vile, horrible people."

People like this have trouble starting sentences with words other than "I". If she is speaking in the moment, why the past tense?

43 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:24 AM PST by society-by-contract
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To: mewzilla
Apparently she worked for a public radio station.

WHYY in Philly is a major content contributor to NPR programs.

44 posted on 12/01/2004 10:29:28 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: bikepacker67

"Needless to say, she's no longer employed."

Sure about that?

I left her a voice mail at 215.351.2057. She wasn't there so I left her a message.


45 posted on 12/01/2004 10:30:37 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Shellback Chuck

I'd give her a rating of 10 ....on the MGD scale!


46 posted on 12/01/2004 10:35:38 AM PST by bigcheese ("They pray alot, but they still prey...")
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To: bigcheese

Isn't that what we use to call "coyote ugly", thats where you chew your arm off in the morning to get away without waking her up?


47 posted on 12/01/2004 10:40:41 AM PST by Shellback Chuck (Hey John, whose your daddy?)
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To: nmh
I don't think so...

Who knows?

48 posted on 12/01/2004 10:41:18 AM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: Prime Choice

After listening to the voice mail I accidentally clicked on Bowie's Young Americans. It's even funnier that way.


49 posted on 12/01/2004 10:45:15 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.)
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To: bikepacker67

I can only hope my call was forwarded to her cell phone.

She sure is an idiot!


50 posted on 12/01/2004 10:46:37 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Shellback Chuck
Isn't that what we use to call "coyote ugly", thats where you chew your arm off in the morning to get away without waking her up?

There is a better scale than one or two coyotes. Helen had a face that could launch a thousand ships. It follows that a milli-Helen could launch a single ship, a micro-Helen could launch a rowboat, and a nano-Helen could launch a toy boat.

51 posted on 12/01/2004 11:04:33 AM PST by ORECON (Condi Rice/Ann Coulter - 2008)
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To: winner3000

I bet thats not her phone number for long


52 posted on 12/01/2004 11:06:38 AM PST by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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To: Shellback Chuck

no, but it could definitely lead to the same thing. The MGD scale was invented to find out how many Miller Genuine Drafts it would take for uh ..... um.... "intimate" activities to happen with the woman in question. If they score too high on the MGD scale, then chewing your arm off in the morning would prolly be a valid alternative to waking them.


53 posted on 12/08/2004 10:53:20 AM PST by bigcheese ("They pray alot, but they still prey...")
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