"Oh, Deer" Say Some After Rocker Offers Help (Who else, but Ted Nugent!)

CBS 2 Chicago ^ | December 1, 2004 | CBS 2 Chicago

[vetvetdoug]

Two redneck Alcorn County poachers could take care of those deer in one night of spotlighting. That is the accepted way to hunt deer in this county, you can't be considered one of the elite or electable individuals unless one hunts deer with a spotlight at night.

[monday]

" die from a lack of food."

No what happens is, they feed them. Pretty soon the deer become acclimated to people and thats when you see them crashing through peoples houses, and causing traffic accidents.

The animal lovers would rather people die, than allow deer to be hunted.

[XJarhead]

Hey, I love the Nuge despite his bit of ineptitude with a chain saw.

I saw him on tour last year with ZZ Top, and the guy was hilarious. Never saw a performer have as much fun as the Nuge did. At one point, this gigantic poster of Saddam Hussein was lowered, and Ted shot it with a flaming arrow. He also took plenty of verbal potshots at Jane Fonda, the French, the Germans, and Rosie O'Donnell. The set was only 50 or so minutes, so he only played his best tunes too. Great, great night.

[Billthedrill]

“All they got to do is give me a call, and I'll whack 'em and stack 'em and kill 'em and grill 'em and celebrate with the venison party God has blessed us with,” Nugent said.

Er...yes. You know, I really can't think of a thing to add to that. Well, smashed taters. Venison gravy on smashed taters. Yeah...

[El Gran Salseron]

"uptight, liberal, cheese-eating, tofu-farting, tree-hugging, socialist, welfare-pezzing, Clinton-loving blue staters" Try as I might.....I just couldn't think of any other un- or hyphenated adjective to add to that rant. Congratulations! :-)

[farmfriend]

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[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Thanks. In my rant it just flowed...maybe I could have planned it better but that's what I got.

K4

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!!

[Issaquahking]

So Ted, you going to have a BBQ up there? Would be a great party, and nobody would have to worry about getting ran-over by a damn deer! Ted is THE MAN to handle the event, not to mention some great music to be enjoyed after dinner!