[AmericaUnited]

Lo Paro challenged Jackson's assertion that the head of the Diebold Co. had helped sway the Ohio vote Bush's way through his company's electronic voting machines. "Ohio does not use Diebold electronic machines," he said.

LOL! WHAT AN IDIOT!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Inspector C. - Does your dog bite?

Inkeeper - No.

Inspector C. gets bitten says, I thought you said your dog doesn't bite

Inkeeper - It's not my dog.