[beyond the sea]

ROFL ........ there goes the coffee!

[billorites]

A 'cellist and three violists walked into a restaurant. Presently a waiter came over to serve them.

"Good Evening, sir," he said to the 'cellist. "And what would like tonight?"

"I'd like a rump steak, medium rare," replied the 'cellist.

"Would you like anything with that?"

"What do you have?"

"Salad?" suggested the waiter.

"No, thank you," said the cellist.

"Potatoes?"

"Ah, no."

"Vegetables?"

"Oh, they'll have what I'm having."