Ms. Morford preparing for another day at the typewriter.
humping your brain stem and molesting your karmaThat's freakin hilarious!
Maybe it's keeping my sick ass alive too.
Judging from his writings, I suspect that drugs of some sort are the only thing keeping Mark Morford going.
You know, ever since I have joined, I have seen a few articles "written" by this cretin...I cannot believe he actually has a column! This guy has serious issues, and is obviously in need of some serious drugs himself. And NOT the kind you take to lower your cholesterol!
I dare everyone to read this sentence out loud. I bet you can't do it without passing out.
Kids! Say no to Morford!
Ms. Morford preparing for another day at the typewriter.
Attention! Do NOT eat the brown acid.
Except for the occasional good pipe tobacco, cigar and alcohol, I like to think that I am part of the population that doesn't take any drugs. While your post was funny it is interesting how dependent on chemicals we, as a country, have become. You also should mention the huge amount of chemicals in our food and beverages . A person eats lots of flavorings and preservatives which are in a sense drugs that make our food edible. There are also traces of the drugs given to the livestock such as growth hormones and antibiotics in some meat.
I guess Miss Morford thinks we should go back to the good ol' days when we didn't have these drugs and the life expectancy was 47. After all, why would he care? As a gay man, that's about what his life expectancy is.
Well we all know Ms. Morford is on crack....
I just LIVE to run into some nut that actually lets a sentence like that out of their mouths....
maybe it is keeping the AIDS virus at bay, morford.
Hey, Morford, the odds are very good that you have someone's [deleted] up your [deleted]. Right now. This minute. As I type...
Mark Morford ('nuff said)
Q: Do you think you have any fans that are politically conservative? Judging from your feedback, it seems they do read you!
A: "Fans," no. "Masochists," maybe. I have many regular hate-mailers, as I'm sure do most columnists. I have many regular flamers who still surprise me and occasionally write in with "normally I disagree with everything you say, but this time, you really nailed it." It's an odd phenom. People hate you but read you religiously. These are the people who, every single day, are actively seeking something to piss them off. And nowadays, they are legion.
Q: Describe your writing style. It's unconventional, often not grammatical. What's your formula?
A: Oh, man. I know what I strive for, but I also know I have a long way to go. It's an evolution. I suppose I aim for one part DeLillo, one part David Foster Wallace, one part old Tom Robbins, one part stream of consciousness, one part Peets mocha, one part post-coital flush, one part orgasmic syntax abuse, one part nipple pierce for the AP style guide. It lives at the intersection of Divine and Ungodly. Where the long snake moan meets the cool intellectual margarita. Wry informed satirical thought-provoking absolutely essential effluvia to make you squirm and blush and laugh and sigh. I hope. I fail all the time. But that's just part of the process. more of this inanity
So Bush is responsible for excessive pill-popping now? EEEEVIL CHIMP FORCES PROZAC DOWN MY THROAT HURR!
Equally unsurprising is the fact that Morford seems to think taking meth and cocaine is no big deal:
"...we ain't talking pot or ecstasy or meth or fine cocaine or Bud Light or any of those oh-my-God-not-my-baby devil drugs that are so demonized by the government, but that by and large are no more (and are often far less) toxic and addictive and caustic..."
Markie, I know you are, but what am I?
And to tell the truth, the only things humping my brain stem and molesting my karma are those Lindsay Lohan pictures in my memory...