ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the
Lyttons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Lyttons.
WOMAN: Who are the Lyttons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We're all Lyttons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective.
I, as chief of the Kookielakka Tribe, cordially invite you to join.
Then we'll open a casino.
This land is sacred, where our grandfathers prayed to Gitchee Manitou, and no one may desecrate this land....What? Build a casino? Make how many millions a year?
This is trashy land, bunch of old tires laying around. Our ancesters used it to chip flint for spears and threw their garbage there. May as well do something useful with it, like build a casino.
Hmmm....I thought they made microwave ovens.