[theDentist]

My favorite:

You elected Bill Clinton, TWICE! (I mean, come on Yanks! Once is a mistake, twice was just stupid!)

[myheroesareDeadandRegistered]

Good counter. I'll even grant you a few with no contest. Numbers 1,2,3 and 20, for example.

But...... "24. Our accents don't sound vulgar."

Just the other day (on "the telly") I heard this coming out of a Brit with a strong Cockney accent: "Pi$$ off, you bloody bast--d!" Sounded like he was barfing it out. Strike #24.

BTW, most of what you call "rednecks" are of Brit stock. Lack of oral hygiene was one of the "Old Country" traditions they clung to.

:)

[skeeter]

4. Our military are peacemakers.
8. We understand irony

Mebbe not.

[Terabitten]

British beer doesn't taste like diluted gnats urine.

Okay... I have to give you that one :)

[Lorraine]

thats awesome