"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
I was once fixed up on a blind date by my Aunt. She got the girl to call me first so we could talk. She asked, tentatively, if I'd mind if she wore her fur coat out. I told her I wouldn't care if she wore a zoo. :^)