Rename the team the North American Gypsies. Let them do a homestand at RFK Stadium, then move to Puerto Rico, Portland, Las Vegas and anywhere else that'll have them. The city that produces the best attendance or revenue in 2005 gets to keep the team in 2006.
Maybe a 21st century House of David?
Tijuana Toro's,
Think about it, A Mexican baseball team in the Big Leagues, You'd be selling merchandise hand over fist, a direct pipeleine into Latin Talent, just south of San Diego,Amigo
Univision or Telemundo contracts.....
Sheer Genius, If I could only get my hands on a few investors........