Love your tag line.
When I want to annoy a liberal, I tell them that "I want my son to grow up to become an upstanding American citizen, a Boy Scout, and a devout Christian like Ken Starr, John Ashcroft, and President Bush.
It's worth it just to see the looks on their faces.
And I'm dead serious about what I said.
Thanks. Glad you like it.
When I really want to annoy a liberal, I ask them questions that make them get completely flustered and they quickly lose their ability to form complete sentences.
I'm a linguist and I have a succinct command of the English language (among others) - if I do say so myself.
I tie them completely in knots in a matter of seconds.
Then I kick them square in the nuts and I walk away feeling much better.