Screw Canada. If they don't want an umbrella, fine. And they can take our bums and traitors - good riddance.
So, said the little red hen, I'll build it myself.
Pretty soon, a big nuclear missile headed to the US from
North Korea, and the little red hen's shield worked perfectly.
It didn't blow up anything...Just diverted the incoming
to Ottawa, or Vancouver, or Regina.
OF course, the big Canuck dumbhorse couldn't do anything about it
except...sue for damages.