Posted on 12/19/2004 6:28:59 PM PST by Babu
Key Issues in the Year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California).
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
25-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. {Note to Conservative Ladies: Just Kidding!}
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative in state.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Democrat Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Introduction of individually tailored tax rate equal to IQ of the taxpayer.
CBS projects Ohio to go to President George W.bush.
In stunning artistic breakthrough, Michael Moore makes his first documentary
CBS announces release of 2004 Memogate investigation "any day now"
Mechanosexuals Demand Right to Marry Their Smart Sex Toys
Average supermodel weight jumps to 27 lbs.--fat becoming trendy among high school girls
Hollywood reels--George Lucas claims ninth Star Wars trilogy to include stunning new concept he calls "a script"
We have the inverse of that in 2004: The Lotto.
Reality Show "Watching People Watch T.V." ends 23-year run
Dan Rather breaks the story that the National Guard documents are incredibly amateurish forgeries.
Well, that's why it was projected into the future: the denser the taxpayer, the lighter taxed. 100% tax rate for average folks... and God help anyone with a spark of talent!
Terry McAuliffe IIItries to re-establish the defunct democrat party, which was disbanded after the 2006 mid-term elections.
Nuts, ran the spellcheck and didnt run it again after adding more words...
sain= said
I guess I did a flyby there....
The New York Times gets so excited it almost has a cow.
Heehee, I just love my screen name ;-)
Angry minorities demand that their children be taught in their native language....English.
1. CONGRESS DEBATES EUROPEAN ASYLUM BILL: Would admit refugees from Caliphate-occupied France, Holland, Belgium
2. 9TH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS POLYGAMY, INCEST, UNDERAGE BANS: 5-2 majority claims "no compelling state interest if any two persons may marry"
3. LAST SURVIVING MIDWAY VETERAN DIES AT 104; Leaves fewer than 50 World War II veterans living
4. EPISCOPAL CHURCH HIRES FIRST TEMPLE PROSTITUTES; Commission formed to dialogue and reach consensus
5. AZTLAN SEPARATISTS MAKE GAINS IN CALIFORNIA, ARIZONA LEGISLATURES; Aim to elect governors next election
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