[Toidylop]

Fruit of the Loom underwear gave nearly 100 percent of its corporate donations to tighty-whitey-wearing Republicans

I swear I always I feel much better wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear... now I know why :)

[Gorzaloon]

Fruit of the Loom underwear gave nearly 100 percent of its corporate donations to tighty-whitey-wearing Republicans

...Whereas, "Loom of the Fruit", sold by Blue Companies, has the fly opening in the rear.