Posted on 01/03/2005 7:32:55 PM PST by GAWnCA
From the rounds of the Internet
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped. France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No one responds.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton's Anti-smoking Amendment will ban all smoking in US as of January 1, 2030.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to every other Wednesday.
85-year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs...McDonald's CEO stumped.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, flyswatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 1, 2030.
IRS sets lowest tax rate for the 2030 tax year at 95 percent. Democrats immediately protested “tax breaks for the rich.”
Florida residents still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Yes if we fight hard enough, English will again be the primary language in California....and citizens will have their rights back, and illegals will lose those rights.
What's her father going to do with all his cigars? ;)
.....although he'll have likely passed on by then.
lol
How about
Homeowner sentenced to death for having Christmas tree in Muslim Sensitivity Zone.
Conservative protesters arrested after trying to re-legalize marriage between a man and a woman.
Democratic Party finally changes its name to National Socialist Party.
You have got to write a book! Alvin Tofler made millions with Future Shock before it ended up a garage sale fodder.
LOL! I hope your first two predictions never happen; but all three are too funny!
"President Chelsea Clinton's Anti-smoking Amendment will ban all smoking in US as of January 1, 2030.
What's her father going to do with all his cigars? ;)"
He never actually smoked them anyway, did he?
What cause? STD, cardio disease from Big Macs, OD on cocaine, jealous husband, angry father, or self-inflicted gunshot wound when he realizes that his legacy is a stained blue dress and midnight basketball?
Nope, he didn't. .....and that's why I posted the "wink" sign after the question mark ;)
Pope John Paul II's health worsens; speculation abounds as to possible successors.
Do I detect a reference between that shutter speed and my mouth? LOL!
"US National Health Service Cuts Wait for Cancer Scan to Only 18 Months"
"200 DIE OF COLD IN MINNEAPOLIS DURING POWER SHORTAGE: Power Authority Refuses to Reopen Coal Fired Plant"
"Dept of Agriculture Mandates All Farmers Grow More Soy"
"REPUBLICAN WINS COUNTY CLERK ELECTION: Only Republican currently in office, members of Democratic Underground claim vote fraud"
Congress passes 69th amendment to U.S. Constitution, re crime: Briefly:: TO HELL WIT DE GAWD DAMM VICTIMS!
Lockout by NHL owners entering 26th year.
He just didn't inhale.
"Lockout by NHL owners entering 26th year."
LOL.
The Boston Red Sox, known throughout baseball as the Evil Empire, win their 4th straight World Series over the Cubs, who still haven't won since 1908.
Those lovable losers, everyone's favorite team, The New York Yankees, drop another ALCS in heartbreaking fashion, extending their curse to its 30th season.
;-)
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