[Chummy]

"...He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall...."

Gee, ya'd think he would have bounced.


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[beezdotcom]

"...He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall...."

I heard he waited a few months, tried to smother himself under a mattress, and broke his neck in the spring.

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