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[Indy Pendance]

"Bob Wallace was the name of the character played by Bing Crosby in the 1954 movie White Christmas. It was a horrible movie. Anyone who's mother would have named him after a character in an awful movie would probably have severe psychological issues later in life."

"Of course, I could be wrong."

I guess we'll have to disagree. It's a classic.

[pissant]

White Christmas is a bona fide classic!!!!!!!

[sully777]

CREATURE FEATURE!!!

[cyncooper]

White Christmas. It was a horrible movie

The devil, you say!

The best things
happen while you're dancing
things you would not do at home
come naturally on the floor
For dancing
soon becomes romancing
when you hold a girl
that you've never held before

[sully777]

Link-- Lewrockwell.com (http://www.lewrockwell.com/)

Tagline-- Anti-state/Anti-war/Anti-social/Anti-pasto/Anti-podes/Anti-personnal/Aunty Emm/Anti-semitic?/Pro-golf

Contributor-- Bob Wallace (aka Mr. Handy and Candy Pants Wally)

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With good conscious I fully attest that I neither read nor posted any and all of Bob Wallace's convulsive, cathartic issues of putrid phlem euphemistically called cutting-edge libertarian journalism.

[sully777]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1315598/posts?q=1&&page=51

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[Indy Pendance]

When I was mustered out
I thought without a doubt
That I was through with all my care and strife
I thought that I was then
The happiest of men
But after months of tough civilian life

Gee, I wish I was back in the Army
The Army wasn't really bad at all

Three meals a day
For which you didn't pay
Uniforms for winter, spring and fall

There's a lot to be said for the Army
The life without responsibility

A soldier out of luck
Was really never stuck
There's always someone higher up where you can pass the buck
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army

Gee, I wish I was back in the Army
The Army was the place to find romance

Soldiers and WACS
The WACS who dressed in slacks
Dancing cheek to cheek and pants to pants

There's a lot to be said for the Army
A gal was never lost for company

A million handsome guys
With longing in their eyes
And all you had to do was pick the age, the weight, the size
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army

Gee, I wish I was back in the Army
The shows we got civilians couldn't see

How we would yell for Dietrich and Cornell
Jolson, Hope and Benny all for free

There's a lot to be said for the Army
The best of doctors watched you carefully

A dentist and a clerk
For weeks and weeks they'd work
They'd make a thousand dollar job and give it to a jerk
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army

Three meals a day
For which you didn't pay
A million handsome guys
With longing in their eyes
I thought that I was through with all my care and strife
But after months and months of tough civilian life
Oh, gee
I wish I was back in the Army now

[kingattax]

what about bob ?

[dansangel]

I give this vanity about a 7.

Generous.

:-)

[Area51]

He's the guy they made that Braveheart movie about.



11 posted on 01/06/2005 3:58:11 PM PST by Junior_G
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No no no. That was William Wallace. Bob was the queer one wasn't he?

[Osage Orange]

I have a bob wallace...they are great dogs.

[Mr. Lucky]

The movie, which introduced the song White Christmas , the 1942 movie Holiday Inn; now that was a classic. One of the great (or scary) things about FreeRepublic is how many people seem to recollect not only the plot, but the characters, lines and lyrics, of obscure, half-century old, movies.

[cyncooper]

how many people seem to recollect not only the plot, but the characters, lines and lyrics, of obscure, half-century old, movies.

Multiple viewings over the years helps.

Love "Holiday Inn", too.

[bitt]

Here's the real Bob Wallace, down by the river, living in his van...

[MRMEAN]

Freerepublic.com vs. LewRockwell.com

[Woodstock]

*ping* Have a giggle. By the way, I am Bob "Woodstock" Wallace...

[dumpdaschle]

Here is one that hasn't been deleted yet:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1161224/posts

[dumpdaschle]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/804687/posts

[proudofthesouth]

I think I would remember his name and I don't. There is a street in Huntsville, Alabama called Bob Wallace so the name would definitely ring a bell with me.

[RebelTex]

"One of the great (or scary) things about FreeRepublic is how many people seem to recollect not only the plot, but the characters, lines and lyrics, of obscure, half-century old, movies."    (emphasis added)

Yeah, I can remember a lot about those oldies.  However, I can't seem to remember a single thing about the new movie I saw yesterday.  (I did see one, didn't I?  I don't remember.)

;^D