[Petronski]

Bob Wallace sounds a bit like Francis from "Stripes."

Anybody calls me Francis, I'll kill ya.

I don't want nobody touchin' my stuff. Touch my stuff, and I'll kill ya.

If you post my scrawlings on your website, I'll kill ya.

I don't want this e-mail about not postin' my stuff on your website. Post this e-mail and I'll kill ya.

Makes me want to say, "Lighten up, Francis."

[silent_jonny]

LOL--good comparison.

[scottywr]

I should have known better than to be drinking my coffee when I read that.

[Shortstop7]

Anybody calls me Francis, I'll kill ya. I don't want nobody touchin' my stuff. Touch my stuff, and I'll kill ya. If you post my scrawlings on your website, I'll kill ya. I don't want this e-mail about not postin' my stuff on your website. Post this e-mail and I'll kill ya. Makes me want to say, "Lighten up, Francis."

OMG! That is hilarious! I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Brilliant!