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AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS
Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn queer!
Weekly World News ^
| 08/10/2004
| Nick Jefferies
Posted on 01/06/2005 11:45:00 PM PST by Straight Vermonter
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To: Straight Vermonter
EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. Um...all your butts are belong to us?
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posted on
01/06/2005 11:48:53 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(The DNC! Where boys and girls look the same! That's a little strange isn't it?)
To: Straight Vermonter
Let's hope they don't
also have "The Nude Bomb."
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posted on
01/06/2005 11:53:21 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.)
To: Straight Vermonter
It must be a blast being a writer for the Weekly World News.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:06:06 AM PST
by
SoDak
(Monthly Donor)
To: Straight Vermonter
I wonder what Ed Anger will have to say about this.
L
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:08:45 AM PST
by
Lurker
("I answer to you, 'F*** you-I shall die on my feet.!" Oriana Fallaci.)
To: Straight Vermonter
Hmmm.. A bomb full of Barbra Streisand CDs and Prince Alberts? This must be their most diabolical scheme yet!
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:10:13 AM PST
by
AntiGuv
(™)
To: Straight Vermonter; Petronski; martin_fierro; Nick Danger; Larry Lucido; spodefly; SierraWasp; ...
The Pentagon's response to this flaccid menace was almost Halliburtonary in its evil brilliance. President Bush, Rove and the FCC commandeered the Emergency Broadcast System and began playing a John Wayne war movie marathon to protect and enhance the Nation's precious testosterone levels. At the same time, VP Cheney and the Secretary of War commandeered the Secretary of Agriculture, to immediately ramp up the manufacture of foot-long bladders of swine skin. Code-named, "Operation Super Bowl," the strategy is to drop millions of these pigskin devices in the sacred areas from a blimp....
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:14:13 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
To: SoDak
You bet. You can just make stuff up on the fly.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:16:08 AM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: Prime Choice
As long as it doesn't muss my hair. I really don't care.
To: Blurblogger
Subsequent airdrops featured Critical Manhood Reinforcement Kits, each of which included half-inch socket sets, wide-screen HDTVs, NFL Films DVD collections, big sandwiches, keychain bottleopeners, Weber Pro gas grills, High Karate shaving kits, Jack Daniels Black Label, Fast Actin' Tinactin, 8-1 remote controls, pound upon pound of various smoked meats, and Beer World Gift Certificates.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:23:39 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.)
To: BigCinBigD
As long as it doesn't muss my hair. I really don't care. Won't matter if it does. We'll all be mobbed by hairdressers if that bomb works...
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:24:37 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(The DNC! Where boys and girls look the same! That's a little strange isn't it?)
To: Petronski
Further land-based deliveries were expected to include Kegerator beer dispensing systems and chest-type freezers filled with Omaha Steaks.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:26:11 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.)
To: Straight Vermonter
San Francisco is safe...There won't be any casualties in that city.
To: Straight Vermonter
The Onion? Sure sounds like it.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:26:54 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(>The government of our country was meant to be a servant of the people, not a master.)
To: Straight Vermonter
Those evil terrorists have already tested this bomb in San Francisco and it worked flawlessly. This was after a failed trial in Paris turned all the men into whiny cheese monkeys.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:27:57 AM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
To: annyokie
I meant The Weekly World News, not the New York Times ;)
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:29:16 AM PST
by
SoDak
(Monthly Donor)
To: Straight Vermonter
I guess that nobody told Al Qaeda about "don't ask, don't tell?"
-PJ
To: Straight Vermonter
Isn't the latest headline about Saddam getting beat up by a female inmate?
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:33:44 AM PST
by
Dallas59
("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
To: Petronski
....as the threat continued to loom, the Department of Education, acknowledging a critical 'girly-boy' situation in the nation's schools, sent all male teachers with necks less than 17" in short buses to interment camps...and granted the National Rifle Association a no-bid contract to provide all needed substitute teachers.
In the propaganda warfront, Hollywood responded as it did in WWII's Golden Age, with actors providing character-building patriotic tutorials carefully disguised as Midwestern tractor pulls and rodeos.
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posted on
01/07/2005 12:48:05 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
To: DirtyHarryY2K
one for your homosexual agenda ping :-)
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posted on
01/07/2005 1:44:37 AM PST
by
freepatriot32
(http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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