AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn queer!

Weekly World News ^ | 08/10/2004 | Nick Jefferies

[Route101]

Barney Frank will not ask any questions........

[Caipirabob]

Extremist Muslim scientists are cutting edge.

I mean, they've really advanced quickly since they last threatened us with "The Redneck Bomb".

[metesky]

This could mean the end of the east coast's dangerous waiter shortage.

[King Prout]

all your gerbil are belong to Osama!

[Cincinnatus]

Ah, yes. The fabled Fruitron Bomb!

[Issaquahking]

You can all laugh all you want, but it's all true! Proof? You want proof? It ws used in a sneak attack year's ago on a community in California....I believe it's called San Francisco.

Now quit bothering me with vanity posts, it makes my tinfoil hat itch....

[sure_fine]

"One morning, I entered their living quarters and they had worked so hard the night before they had fallen into bed together, suffering from exhaustion.

"That's when I saw the blueprints for the bomb. I asked about it, but Bin Laden said to leave it to the scientists. He and Atef had accidentally set one off the night before."

....lol, I think they like those premature detonations..LOL

[Straight Vermonter]

Helluva "work accident".

[garbanzo]

From www.defensetech.org

Instead of using guns and bombs, let's attack the enemies of freedom with bugs, rats, and horny gay men. That seems to be the sentiment behind a 1994 Air Force proposal, unearthed by bioweapons-watchers at the Sunshine Project...No wonder, then, that the Air Force document calls for "chemicals that affect human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected. One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior

[Brian Allen]

<< EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. >>

1. Arab males could safely handle such a bomb -- even a leaky one -- because from the age of three every last one is already a full-blown buggaree/buggarer and;

2. They're a bit late. Most of the Western World's under thirty "males" have already been emasculated, feminized and homosexualized by their mothers and their NEA henchmen and the current culture of chemical castration is taking care of any grade-school child who shows any tendency to be -- and/or demonstrates the symptoms of being -- a male.

[Smokin' Joe]

Bwahahahahahaha! It'll never work! The new gay-dar guided antimissile homing laser warhead will tag them waaaaaay out over the ocean.

In other news, fish populations have declined.....

[smiley]

I'm.......absolutely speechless.......

[martin_fierro]

[macrahanish #1]

I'll bet the metal plate in his head will get heated up over this.

[TheRatHunter]

At least they are smart enough to realize that detonating a gay bomb in San Francisco would be redundant.

[joebuck]

Another gay bomb? I mean, didn't we already get hit with the movie "Alexander"?

[GVnana]

The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end

An Islamofascist dream.

[avg_freeper]

The US had a similar project going on toward the end of WWII along side the Manhattan Project. What was then called the San Francisco Project was canceled after a tragic accident.

[null and void]

Laugh-a while-a you can monkey boy...

[Jet Jaguar]

not serious ping