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Deliver us from evil trolls, O Mod: Zot them utterly.
Posted on 01/08/2005 12:06:29 PM PST by proffett
I have entered into the den of iniquity to seek redmeption from the evil that has overtaken us. I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels at the doom that has overtaken us. One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation and transformed us into those who kill and plunder. Oh, the grief of one more fraud that has installed this tyrant. Why must we endure such a pernicious monster? Deliver us from this monster. Take this cancer from us.
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To: D Edmund Joaquin
would that be the cancer of the mind? Oh, good catch.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:54:25 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: All
Hey, does anyone have the Vanna White Wheel of Fortune Zot? I need it.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:55:16 PM PST
by
MagnoliaB
(Never forget.)
To: King Prout
Methinks, Sire, that thou art right, and this poor soul doth need the penance of a Viking Kittie back massage, claws and all, in that special way that only the Viking Kitties can do, until all his evil ways are shredded in the light of true repentance....
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:56:00 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: SandyInSeattle
To: proffett
I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels Hint - take your Metamucil with cold water, not warm water.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:57:00 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(To make a pearl, you must first irritate an oyster)
To: proffett
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:57:13 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: proffett
Deliver us from this monster. Take this cancer from us. Meds not working out? I suggest a thourough head bashing to help with that royal "we" and muliple personality syndrome. Oh yeah! And stop reading DU, that stuff will rot what's left of your brain. And your "friends" too.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:57:37 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(I'm not depressed? I must be a Republican!)
To: proffett
One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation and transformed us into those who kill and plunder. Yeah, but that was back in the 1990s. Clinton is no longer president.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:57:59 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(To make a pearl, you must first irritate an oyster)
To: MEG33; King Prout
How true.
Perhaps this was the self-proclaimed "Gay Democrat" that was trolling the Protest Warrior forums yesterday afternoon.
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:58:21 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(Proud listener to politically pornographic, freakish talk show host, Sean Hannity!)
To: proffett
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posted on
01/08/2005 1:59:33 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie)
To: proffett
Ah, what doth it serve a forum to gain a proffett but lose its own soul?
Leni
To: exnavychick
I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels at the doom that has overtaken us. DUfus used a badger instead of a gerbil.
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:03:55 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Black Dogs are my life.)
To: Texas Eagle
It didn't take long. Yur outta here, hear! Silent but deadly kitties on patrol.
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:04:34 PM PST
by
wita
To: proffett
Goes to show that mental illness is a serious disease.
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:04:43 PM PST
by
kstewskis
( you have to have a mind before you lose it....)
To: Texas Eagle
PS, of course this isn't aimed at or in reference to the Tejas Eagle but to the one he was addressing.
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:05:57 PM PST
by
wita
To: MinuteGal
"Ah, what doth it serve a forum to gain a proffett but lose its own soul?"Good one, Leni. Better than proffett deserves, btw.
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:06:40 PM PST
by
Bahbah
To: TASMANIANRED
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:06:59 PM PST
by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.)
To: proffett
BIG tent here. Get over it, get yourself out of the s*itshower and enter this big tent.
To: proffett
This message brought to you by 2 of the Darks, as relayed by Mom:
Saint At-tilla raised the handgrenade up on high saying "Oh Lord, Bless this, Thy handgrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy Mercy".
And The Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and entropys and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruitbats............
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:10:35 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(I'm not depressed? I must be a Republican!)
To: proffett
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posted on
01/08/2005 2:11:58 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Who is General Chat?)
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