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To: esryle

You know we're expected to bow and scrape before the lawyerly caste.


2 posted on 01/12/2005 7:19:07 AM PST by pierrem15
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To: pierrem15
What is a criminal lawyer?

Redundant.

3 posted on 01/12/2005 7:19:44 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: pierrem15

Looks like they have a good case....if they can manage to hold their noses hard enough to hire a lawyer.


4 posted on 01/12/2005 7:19:52 AM PST by proxy_user
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To: pierrem15

So if they had been telling blonde jokes, would they have been arrested?


36 posted on 01/12/2005 7:27:39 AM PST by mlc9852
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To: pierrem15
What do you call a lawyer who finishes last in his class?
Your Honor

What is the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A prostitute stops f*cking you after you die.

68 posted on 01/12/2005 7:38:46 AM PST by SC DOC
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To: pierrem15
Lawyers and the ABA are becoming the Gestapo in America.
The American Constitution is being overthrown daily and if they ever control guns they will take us over. It is time to arm ones self and prepare,the time is closer than most realize!
69 posted on 01/12/2005 7:39:00 AM PST by gunnedah
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To: pierrem15

Why do lawyers all wear neckties? It keeps their foreskins from slipping over their heads.


159 posted on 01/12/2005 8:36:51 AM PST by Big Mack (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain TO EAT VEGETABLES!)
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